Wednesday, April 29, 2009
My white Bit Bit was having second thoughts.... should step out from the fort or stay in... they're so cute....why so dirty?? How to clean the four paws? Can't immerse the whole bunny into water...
I love this classic pic best! My Bit Bit... the computer geek...haih.. should have switch on the lappie...those furry legs look like dust wipes....
Ibu Pejabat Kontinjen (IPK) in Penang Road
Ibu Pejabat Daerah (IPD) Barat Daya in Balik Pulau
Ibu Pejabat Daerah (IPD) Timur Laut in Patani Road
The most important number:
Unit Gerakan Barat Daya
Call that and they will spring into action...
Efficient, fast and friendly... how come some people can complain saying that the cops are slow when they surprised me by how fast and swift and very professional they were...
No story... just wanna blog about PDRM... stories for close friends and family members only...
* How come the lion looks like it's smiling or smirking?*
Friday, April 24, 2009
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn .........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!
Kecilnya lubang... sudu masuk lepas tu tersangkut...
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Now, Penang state government plans to promote twelve items as 'MUST BUY' products for tourists who visit our Pearl of the Orient. Let's take a look at the 12 items which I will number them while the extras will be my own recommendation:
the King of the Fruits... my ever finger-licking and sweet, yellowish...
durians... a few names.. Hor Lor, Ang Heh, D64, Siao Hoong and Lan Chiao Yuen (ish.. don't simply read, the middle word read in Chinese 3rd intonation)
Assam laksa in Balik Pulau but I prefer the Siam laksa... simply delicious.. btw, I'm also not a fan of laksa but just like to drive up there when there's nothing better to do, another not-so-famous but delicious laksa will be at my place in Jalan Tengah, Bayan Baru...
#4: Kuih bahalu...
Cukup wangi... also in Balik Pulau or just get the freshly baked ones in Queensbay Mall... at Arena Food Court...
#5: Rojak - Shrimp paste
With mengkuang, cuttlefish and macam-macam... a mixture of everything... that's why called 'rojak'... Penangnites also speak 'rojak' language... you read my blog posts mostly also in 'rojak' language and dialects...
#6: Pickled fruits
No good lar... ever heard of H.Pylori? If not, go find out yourself...
I have two batik dresses hanging on the hangers and another batik cheongsam stashed somewhere underneath a pile of unneatly folded clothes...
Why must promote this?? Why?? Other places not selling meh??
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
...the only branch in Malaysia. The main is in Shanghai and another branch if I'm not mistaken is in Hong Kong. Haven Delights boasts of its Chinese, Korean and Japanese cuisine. I'm in for Chinese and Japanese but not for Korean. Let's take a look at the menu...
ASSORTED MUSHROOM FRIED RICE
Basically I do not eat mushroom but I just love the smell... I can cook variety of dishes but I just realize that I DO NOT know how to fry rice... hopeless case... so I do not mind spending RM8 for a plate of tasty fried riceMOONLIGHT HOR FAN
CHICKEN BAN BAN (silky egg fried with chicken)
Not a good choice as it's deep fried. No comment on the chicken meat.. I still prefer the one in Azuma. Overall rating 5/10.
MOTOYAKI GRILLED SCALLOP
Yummy but spicy... thus, not to my liking... will try out other dishes some other time... scallop very fresh.. I'm good in tasting seafood especially raw oyster...Nobody can stop me from having this... Don't tell me about high cholesterol or healthy eating... I just need to indulge in this once in a blue moon and my blue moon comes whenever I'm having Japanese cuisine...
The size of the baby octopus is PERFECT!! Small... tiny... that's the most perfect size for this dish. Other's who imported a larger size baby octopus is a No-No... *shakes head*I need some more food... call for
HONG KONG FRIED RICE
Wahh... got pork floss... mama... remove the spring onions and the vege please... and also from the rest of the dishes... I don't eat vege except for a few selected ones...Food not over-priced. Will gladly go again for the eat-all-you-can buffet... I'm looking for 'kaki' to do food marathon with me from lunch right thru' dinner. Order everything from the menu except for those Korean food then eat while laughing...hopefully I don't choke while doing so. RM49.90++ but the thing is I've lost my stamina in food marathon... will try it out soon.
Walk around Time Square. There's Nice Day selling soft toys, Roti Bakar Kopitiam - something like Old Town and Georgetown White Coffee, Gasoline - western cuisine, Tsuruya - Japanese cuisine (my next stop), Merry Brown - I prefer A & W... There's a stage for performance but even if there's any performance, my eyes will be busy looking at the water fountain like the one in Sentosa Island, Singapore...
I'm gonna walk thru' the spitting water next time.. this time cannot coz' of my clothing... Nothing much to do except to sit for awhile...