Obnoxious Pig...

Out of the multitude of people I've met, this guy was one of its kind. Obnoxious to the core. Rude. Proud. Speak directly from his ass instead of getting information from his brain then transfer them to his mouth. How can such man live? And where's my ability to shoot ppl down? I'm in fact smiling and wondering to myself, "If he's married, I wonder how's the wife? Equally as arrogant or has to suffer thru his hands? If I have such man in my life, I will arm myself with the butcher's knife and I'll be a professional dart-thrower. Phew.. am I glad not to have that kinda person in my life. God bless..." I wasn't even listening to his presentation. I was busy entertaining my better-than-Pixar-imagination.