Saturday, September 17, 2011

When Donkey Tells A Story...

... this story is inspired by Erratic Laconic... and now featuring as the voice of Donkey... It has been more than a decade that I, the Donkey, has mingled around and go through the grinds of a human life. It wasn't an easy life. Most often than not, humans are just acting out an unwritten script and treating life as a big piece of drama with the real situation as the background props. Some are just puppets being toy around by those who are more sinister. Some of them are emotional wreck, breaking down at their own imaginary impossible situations. Life is like a bed of roses... so not true. Luckily, I am just a Donkey, untouched by the human flaw. Thus, I've reached the fine line that I can proudly say that...


"Humans are emotional creatures often manipulated by ourselves and no one else." E.L. *themselves, not ourselves... sorry for my bad English*As I sat by myself chewing on the wild flowers at the public park, I had more time to try to decipher the human mind. There were times that I saw a group of young men kicking a ball around. I thought it was rather silly to have more than a handful of grown men chasing a round black and white ball around. It was like chasing my own tail. I tried to imagine wearing my favourite red shirt with Rooney 10 printed on the back. But I know no one will be able to see my back properly as I can't stand up straight on my to hind legs. So much for entertaining my own imagination to be a human being. I've heard people quarrel and there are some who are so fickle-minded, they're lukewarm towards everything. A minute ago they can sing praises into your face and the next moment they're trying to kick you round the ass and tell you how useless you are. Then I know that I've never been wrong when I mentioned that...


‎"Corruption of the mind is the root of all corruptions." E.L.


Someone commented with a more powerful and finely strung sentence... that corruption of the soul is the root of all corruptions. Jeff is also in my account and he has been acting very weird. Marriage proposal? Weird, no matter how many times I've said I'm already married but he's still sending me such messages. In no time, I've realised that now Jeff is singing praises to me, the Donkey.


No matter what, I'm not afraid. I'm just like King Jehoshaphat. I can be both Godly and ungodly at the same time. The verse in Revelation 3:16 has no power over my soul. As that, I can both deny God but at the same time quote from the Bible like just any English proverbs. I'm a Donkey and at the same time, I always think as a highly educated professor with Masters degree and PhD armed around my belly. That is how I view the Bible. It's just a book of proverbs while I view more heavily towards psychological articles that explain the human behaviour, denying God's presence in the process of doing so.

I managed to deceive over a thousand people in my Facebook account as I quoted the Bible wrongly. This is how corrupted human mind is that everything that I said, they will click on the button LIKE because I'm a famous. This is how deluded people around me are...


There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. John 4:18


If you have paid more attention to God's Word, if you have had the courage to correct me, you would have realize that I have made a grave mistake misquoting the Bible. But I know all of you will kiss the ground that I walk on and kiss my ass when I flip my tail, swatting away flies... yes, I treat all of you as flies, redundant in my life. To you people who are so ignorant... this is the verse from John 4:18...


The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband. What you have just said is quite true.

[John 4:18]


That is Jesus talking with a Samaritan woman, a prostitute thirsting for the living water. There... if you have just know God's Word more, you would have seen through me. I'm just trying to veer all of your from the truth and whenever I quoted or misquoted from the Bible, everyone thought that I'm Godly.


By the way, truth be told,

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. [1 John 4:18Ooppsss... I missed out the '1' before John but it doesn't matter, ain't it right? It's just a '1', no big deal. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill. *braying gleefully as human stupidity*

... written by the Donkey, a mirror image of E.L. ...

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