5-Star Public Toilet...

On Wednesday, the daily papers wrote a short article about the municipal council's 5-star public toilets. The next day, we went looking for the toilets. It's gated in a small compound with operating hours. Out of the operating hours, the gate will be locked. So, if you find that you need a loo badly in the wee hours of the morning, you will have to dig your own toilet. *why will you want to roam the market area in the wee hours of the morning?* It was really easy to look for the hidden toilet, hidden and stow away behind the market, away from the main road. We followed the signboard and then after that we followed the stench of ammonia wafting through the humid morning air. How do the municipal council rate the public toilets? The smell was so bad it would wake the dead from the grave. There's so much ammonia in the air you wouldn't need ammonia salt to make an unconscious person regain consciousness. Just put that fella near the toilet, the person who rise from it's unconsciousness and run like a person being chased by a swarm of bees, a crazy brown bear and a naked mad man. I would have given 0-star to that public toilet.