|Good morning Mr. Sun.... you're burning hot...|
|The modern see-saw.... I prefer the old one which was higher...|
|Why can we never have cool wind blowing?|
|The little dog that raped Gracie's leg... poor leg... poor dog...|
|I want this... one day...|
|Sparkling diamonds in the water... from Mr. Sun...|
|Time to relax...|
|A Christmas tree of books...|
|From Bella Marino...|
|The Tiramisu with pubic hair...|
My eldest, a chef-in-training, got back from work and I was asking her how did pubic hair or armpit hair entered into the bottom layer of a cake. We were brainstorming about this issue and we came out with a couple of weird but might happen scenarios:
- The chef must have lots of armpit hair and it so happened that the particular strand chose to fall out of the sleeve and went straight into the cake while making the layers... possible? I don't know...
- The chef had a sudden itch in his crotch and accidentally pull out a strand and shook it off from his hand without realizing it and it just happened to fall into the cake? Utterly disgusting... hey you never know what happen in the kitchen.
- We totally have no idea.... ignorance is bliss.... don't bother to think about this or else you might be digging into your Tiramisu when eating ... I just know what I won't be able to enjoy Tiramisu anymore without thinking about pubic hair... I might want to dig into every millimeters of a cake to be sure that there's no hair inside.
I had a really great time with the Awesome Foursome gang minus the crazy doc who was busy treating patients at the hospital while we were busy walking, talking, snapping photos, drinking... sounds so wrong here... and eating...
Anyway, I don't know what happen to my diet plan today. I ordered saffron-infused rice with prawns and clams from Bella Marino. Trust me... that's the only thing worth ordering on the menu. The rest were just too over-priced and too mainstream. I would want something different... something which I totally have no idea how to do it. But the pubic hair was kinda worth it as the Tiramisu was paid for... hahhahahaa....Hey, don't get the idea that we purposely plant the hair there, I wouldn't be that crazy to pull out a strand from down below in a restaurant and stuff it inside... and my armpit has been shaven clean... it's hairless... muahahhaha....
Oh, I did 20 rounds of cycling in 45 minutes around the field... if only you have seen the size of the field. The only thing that stops me from continuing was the pain in the ass. It was totally numb and then it started to drizzle... must be God saying enough for today's self-torture. And we had Dominos pizza for dinner coz one of the boys got 1st in class and in the whole form and it was a reward to him and a cheat to me.
After looking at all those over-priced food, I have the urge to reopen my kitchen and upgrade our daily menu to several notches higher. I think I'm able to do it if I'm not that lazy with those garnishing. Why need to decorate the food on the platter when they're all going into the mouth? I realize that food decoration gives one a really good first impression. Taste-wise... hahhahaha.... there might be a trick to it... your face either light up like a Christmas tree or your face crumpled like the paper waiting to be tossed into the rubbish bin. I'll decide whether to reopen the kitchen or not... it's not in my tradition to cook during the school holidays.